Ben: Mom, I don't want to play with Aaron right now. He's drinking his snot.
Aaron: When I had my birthday and turned 5, I still felt like I was still 4.
Heard a few days ago:
Ben: What's wrong, Mom?
Me: Oh I just don't feel good and I am tired of feeling bad.
Ben: Don't worry. You have a looonnnggg time left to live.